What can we say about this bird that hasn't already been said
Good
$50.00
Good, solid bird. Does bird things.
$60.00
We caught this bird stealing from old people,
Bad
$0.40
He thinks he is cooler than you, pretty annoying.
Expensive
$995.99
Not the smartest bird, but a bargain. BOGO!
Dumb
$5.80
No joke, this bird is a champ.
$9,875.20