Birds

Ignorant Bird

Description:

Has no awareness of current issues.

Type:

Cheap

Price:

$1.20

Small Bird

Description:

Small birds are extra portable, reliable, and good at math.

Type:

Good

Price:

$35.00

Dead Bird

Description:

This bird is dead.

Type:

Cheap

Price:

$0.50

Fancy Bird

Description:

Make an entrance they won't forget with this bird.

Type:

Expensive

Price:

$1,000.00

Short Bird

Description:

What this bird lacks in height, he makes up for in cunning.

Type:

Smart

Price:

$48.95

Incredible Bird

Description:

Our customers have only great things to say about this bird.

Type:

Expensive

Price:

$16,000.00